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November 27, 2008


Art's Profile:

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Hi, my name's Art. I'm 30+. I don't have pets, but I used to have a bowl full of soluble fish. Now I just have a bowl. I'm a narcissistic self-loather, an idealistic realist, and a progressive conservative. I'm an active loafer and an idle activist. I'm vaguely certain I'm nothing in between. You know you wouldn't want it any other way... Oh yeah, and I like long walks on the beach.

That was a few years ago when I was funnier on paper and nicer in person. Since this is the interthingy I should probably add that I'm straight--not that there's anything... Also, I had to assume ownership of a Cat that was too wild for it's previous home with my niece. He's turned out to be better than most cats. "We're alike, me and cat. A couple of poor nameless cats...and no one's going to put us in a cage." --Breakfast at Epiphanies?