Just The Facts Ma'am: We met Mary at dusk shortly after the last race of the "Roanoke Twilight Crit" had finished outside of "Blue 5". The basement was empty awaiting the next party. Mr Dillard still had his photography equipment from the race, we had some booze, and there was a projector and a screen.
Bloke: The Man With No Dame
Other Blokes: The Facilitator and The Beer Conjurer
All Photos: Kevin Dillard
Website Design: by A Kiss On The Cheek
Tech: Grunt used to assemble HTML and CSS into this page. Responsive page (good for all device sizes--size desktop browser down to mobile size to see it adapt). No JS used to run the page, just a little used to experiment with some lettering in the link above. Google fonts: Poiret One in the header and SVG logo, Special Elite for the type. Font-Awesome for the social icons.
Answer: Something, but still not that.